Episode #1: “Take Me Out To The Brawl Game”

INT. PANT’S APARTMENT – DAY

 

PANTS on the couch watching TV. His illegal immigrant roommate, ERNESTO, comes in.

ERNESTO
Hey, Pants. I escored a couple
tickets to de Dodgers. Wanna go?
PANTS
Sure. Gimme me a couple of minutes
to get ready.

PANTS exits to the back of the apartment.

 

INT. PANT’S APARTMENT – LATER

 

ERNESTO dressed in a Dodgers blue and white jersey and cap.

ERNESTO
(calling to Pants)
Hey, Pants. I gonna have Juan Rivera sign my forehead and den sell it on eBay for a Green Card. Funny, right? Hey, what’s de hold up, Pants?

PANTS comes in dressed in full body armor and wearing a
tactical helmet with liquid guard face mask.

PANTS
Couldn’t find my Kevlar vest.
ERNESTO
Pants. It’s a Dodger’s game.
PANTS
You’re right. What was I thinking?

Pants exits to the back of the apartment.

 

INT. PANT’S APARTMENT – MOMENTS LATER

 

PANTS enters dressed exactly the same, now with riot shield.

PANTS
Ok. Take me out to the brawl game.

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THE DAILY LIFE OF “PANTS” – The ComicScript
Copyright, 2013, John Swanbeck
BLUESWANFILMS.com

Based on a character originally conceived by Isabel Ferrer
Illustration by Maggie Fuller

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