Episode #6: “How Many Kidneys For A Dodger Ticket?”
EXT. DODGER STADIUM, TICKET WINDOW – DAY
PANTS steps up to the ticket window.
PANTS
I’d like to sell an organ.
TICKET SELLER
I’m sorry.
PANTS
You’re sorry? I’m the one who has to sell an organ.
You’re sorry? I’m the one who has to sell an organ.
TICKET SELLER
Sir, you don’t sell organs here. This is Dodger Stadium.
PANTS
And I can purchase Dodger tickets?
TICKET SELLER
Of course.
PANTS
Great. So you want a kidney? Liver? Pancreas?
TICKET SELLER
We don’t accept organs.
PANTS
But you just raised the ticket prices for the second time this year.
TICKET SELLER
I don’t set the prices, sir. I just sell the tickets.
PANTS
How do you expect people to pay for them?
TICKET SELLER
Cash or credit.
PANTS
Cheaper to pay with an organ.
TICKET SELLER
Do you want to purchase a ticket or not?
PANTS
Either way I’m getting gouged. You know that don’t you?
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THE DAILY LIFE OF “PANTS” – The ComicScript
Copyright, 2013, John Swanbeck
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Based on a character originally conceived by Isabel Ferrer
Illustration by Maggie Fuller
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